its easy think of a video game character and have em say something they normally DO NOT say ^^
Any character in Final Fantasy x and X-2: Tidus your name is Tidus
Tidus: Hi I'm Tidus
Yuna: Hi Tidus I'll let you do me up the bum hole Tidus.
Lulu: No fair, I want Tidus' loving too
Cloud: I love sunshine and lolipops
Yuffie: And lolicon
Cloud: Yes and... Wait what!?
Barrett: I 'ma big F*****g N****a with a gatling gun strapped to my arm TOTALLY NOT RACEST!!
Cid: I also have a dirty F*****g mouth G** d****t cuz I built a mother f*****g Rocket to go out to Mother F*****g space and spit on Gods face god D***t.
Yuffie: I'm final fantasy 7's resident Underage girl I'm formed a fanclub along with all the other illegally underaged girls involved with otaku porn over the years like Eiko, Garnet, Relm, Rydia, Kyrle, The onion Kids, Rinoa, Selphie, Panelo, Kites, Luso, Adelle, and the list goes on and on.
Sonic: IT BURNS WHEN I PEE AND I FART FIREBALLS!!!!
Amy: well yeah I warned you about using Franks red hot on chili dogs...
Link: Hello.
Navi: I'm leaving you Link.
Navi: ....
Ryu (Breath of fire): Look I CAN talk.