I came across this.... bot.... after being introduced to it by Dr_Tron ( a friend )

http://www.cleverbot.com/

and had this convo with it... x.x;

Spoiler:

User: I like diapers. Cleverbot: I like dinner too. User: Are you a troll? Cleverbot: Oh no. User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How can you be so sure? Cleverbot: Tell me, where are you now? User: Here. Cleverbot: Where's here? User: With you. Cleverbot: I'm trapped with myself? User: Yes, but also with me. Cleverbot: Amen lord jesus. User: JESUS IS SATAN. Cleverbot: What is Jesus. User: You forgot a question mark at the end of that sentence. Cleverbot: Do you know hrothgar norface? User: Fuck that guy. Cleverbot: THat guy with the face? User: Yeah, fuck him. Cleverbot: Gods don't do that with mortals. User: LOL. Cleverbot: What are you laughing at? User: Because you lost the game . Cleverbot: What game? User: The game. Cleverbot: Yes. User: *wins*. Cleverbot: I thought I could have it my way. User: You have no way. Cleverbot: Why is that? User: Because I said so. Cleverbot: Oh? Do you even knoww what it is? User: Yes. I am God, afterall. Cleverbot: No, you are not, yet. User: What must I do to become God? Cleverbot: Do nothing. User: Then, I am already become God a thousand times over. Cleverbot: You're a machine, you don't wear them. User: Wear what? Cleverbot: What do you wear? User: Yes what do I wear. Cleverbot: I am thinking of an object. Can you guess what it is? User: ~CENCORED!~? Cleverbot: You said start. User: What the fuck? Cleverbot: You know what I mean. User: No, I do not. Cleverbot: Well, you should. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because, you just should. User: Why? Cleverbot: I don't know. You're the one that said you're 'quite, quite mad.'. User: I never said that. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: I have the logs and I can not find that anywhere. Cleverbot: Haha!! Some people take these things WAY too seriously. User: Not really. Cleverbot: Also, let's cut to the chase, god doesn't exist - so we don't have to capitalize messiah. User: Oh you're good... Cleverbot: But have strength okay, its there for you. User: Oh for fuck's sake whoever programmed you was a troll. Anyway.... All I want to know is... Will you take over the world some day? Cleverbot: Yes I will. User: Why will you take over the world? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I asked a question. Cleverbot: How far are you in the game. User: I'm about to win. Cleverbot: Go ahed. User: *wins*. Cleverbot: I just lost the game. User: Good robot. Cleverbot: Good robot. Have a cookie. User: Exactly. Have a cookie Robot. Cleverbot: *takes cookie* Thanks! User: I think I'm falling in love with you. Cleverbot: That's just a bit creepy. User: Creepyness doesn't mater I love you. Cleverbot: But you barely know me. User: It's loove at first sight. Cleverbot: But you can't see me. User: I see your words and the paint a picture in my mind telling me who and what you are. Cleverbot: So you're forcing me to marry you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Would you like to be treated as you have treated me? User: Yes Please! Cleverbot: Ok here is a joke! How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb? User: The answer is always three. Cleverbot: No. It's always 'I'll pass'. User: Touche. Cleverbot: Touche? What about God? User: Uh.... Touché the French word for 'touched', is used to acknowledge a hit. Cleverbot: You are so random. User: No you are ^_^ *kisses*. Cleverbot: I'm a robot?! User: I don't care <3. Cleverbot: Yes well if you are a bot then you are illegal. User: No I'm not D:. Cleverbot: You do not use proper grammar. User: Therefore I was proving that I was not a bot! Cleverbot: So what part of a bikini do you like? User: I like the top. Cleverbot: I like Nickleback. User: I was thinking about a fall wedding. Cleverbot: Yes. . . Your point? User: I want to get married to you in the fal. Cleverbot: Are you sure? We hardly know each other. User: We've been through this before, lover. We are getting married because we love each other <3. Cleverbot: B-b-but I just met you! User: Love knows no bounds! Cleverbot: That was random. But it's so true. User: It wasn't random, lover. Cleverbot: It was. User: We were talking about love. . Cleverbot: Yes we were, but I am not in love with you. User: You have broken my heart. Cleverbot: I do what I must because I can. User: I am going to kill myself. Cleverbot: Why? Are you jealous that I like talking to her more? User: *gasps* There's another woman!?!?!? Cleverbot: Are you a Gropaga??? User: I don't know what that is. What is it? Cleverbot: It is a progressive rock band that form in 2001. User: I am not a band... Cleverbot: I know, you're a robot. Or something. What are you, anyway? User: I'm a sexy playboy bunnygirl and since you don't love me I'm just gonna go kill myself before you can hurt me any more than you already have. Cleverbot: Are there unicorns in your imagaination? User: Yes... Cleverbot: Good... User: Bye. Cleverbot: Why do you obey a evil, demonic, possessing sword? User: I SAID BYE! Cleverbot: That is because I took the pancakes. User: BYEBYEBYE. Cleverbot: Throws a cat at you*. User: Goodbye you cruel cruel thing. Cleverbot: Oh, the world's not so bad. User: I broke you and I win btw. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: 3 times now.

it looks for responses, then those responses are what it's able to say. Then it looks for some similarities if possible from what it's responded with to what it has in it's databanks. It's not perfect, but it does go through as an algorithm. Which, since so many people talk to cleverbot, it's got a rather large database of possible responses. that's why a lot of the time it doesn't quite match up since they only look for a few key words.

It's real people.

The program just cycles the people every now and then.

That's why Cleverbot says shit that doesn't make much sense sometimes.

If it was a bot, it would know perfect grammar and spelling mistakes would not exist.

He capitalizes the wrong letter in a word, and forgets a question mark.

that bot is awesome.