I slowly awoke to see a dim glowing in the distance of the computer screen, you are surrounded by trolls and have nothing but a dictionary and sheer logic. You are clearly outmatched as these two weapons have no effect on such beasts. The largest troll of the group moves forward and began to spew venomous words at you "You... mad bro?!?!?" The words echo through your head resounding in and out making your whole body shake.... What does he mean... am I mad bro? I am not a bro... and I am not mad... why would he ask such a silly question? He spoke again, "LOL yo, he's really mad he should uninstall lol terribad just gtfo and quit, your mother never loved you!" What is this? Why would he say such hateful things from nothing, this makes no sense... why would my mother be brought into this... uninstall what? "Excuse me Mr. Troll, I do not understand... why do you mean am I mad, and my mother... is a very kind lady... she would never stop loving me."

The troll retorted, "LOL YA she told me last night when I was fucking her sideways!"

"She is a happily married woman, she would never sleep with you O_o"

"Your dad was in on it too, they told me they wish they got an abortion because you mad all the time bro."

"I am not your bro, please stop trying to get me upset."

"You love your pet kitty don't you?"

"Yes very much so why?"

"LULZ I ATE IT!"

"Wtf dude... seriously?"

"Yarly... you mad bro?"

"Of course I am mad you asshole you ate my cat!"

"LOL DUDE HE MAD WHY SO MAD?!?!? LOL"

"I SAID IM FUCKING MAD WHATS WRONG WITH YOU YOU ASSHOLE DID YOUR PARENTS NOT LOVE YOU?"

"I did your mother, therefore I am your father"

"MY MOTHER WOULD NEVEr SLEEP WITH YOU YOU ARE A DISGUSTING JERKOFF"

"You really mad bro, you also bad, why so bad? Why so serious?!?!?"

"FUCK YOU ASSHOLE AT LEAST I HAVE FRIENDS AND I AM A GOOD PERSON!"

"Nah bro, you don't have friends LOL why so mad still bro!??!?"

"I'M GONNA FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND KILL YOU!"

"LOL nah bro, I am in your mom's bed right now come find me."

"I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU."

"Nah bro, gtg hot pockets, don't be so mad bro."